What if Mr Ed couldn't really talk?
There was an item in the paper over the weekend 'exposing' Nigella Lawson for not actually filming her TV programme in her actual house, and not taking an actual bus when she was pretending to. Shock horror! I can never look at TV in the same light. I'm going to start wondering what other lies and deceptions we've been hoodwinked with... Don't tell me:Martin Sheen is not really the US President!
Ricky Gervais does not
really work in an office in Slough!
The Kumars don't really have a
TV studio at the back of Number 42!
Jack Bauer sleeps!
Honestly, leave Nigella alone. If her programme was meant to be factual and true-to-life, she'd be wearing a hairnet and blue plasters!
posted by jomoore @ 12:33 am
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Of course, Martin Sheen isn't president; Jed Bartlett is. I wish.
I heard that the film crew acidently killed her cat on her first series.... maybe thats why she's not too keen on using her own gaff.
Apparently, N wouldnt let the crew use her toilet so they shipped in a porta loo.... which toppled over and squashed her car while being installed.
that was suppord to be CAT and not car......
oh for the love of GOD!
Never type while on Tramadol
Oh no!! Next they'll be telling us that there's not really a pub called the Rovers Return in Coronation Street.
Nigella now there's a saucy minx if ever I knew one!!
Of course Mr Ed can talk, I mean don't you remember the dog that said sausages on Thats Life!
Does that all mean that Doctor Who isn't real? Did they fake the Tardis?
Recently saw "Diary of a Call Girl" with ex-Dr.Who assistant Billie Piper. Now, that programme showed her having rampant rumpy, and indeed, pumpy, with the son of a friend of ours.
When we questioned him about it, he said that the pressure of being watched by a load of hairy-arsed TV technicians (and knowing that his girlfriend might watch the show) led to an equipment failure, which meant that he had to PRETEND to be piping Bille.
So they FAKED THE SEX SCENES in that show! How outrageous!
Oh, and I've just found out that Captain Pugwash wasn't really filmed on board a real ship.
Apparently the cast were filmed in front of a green-screen and "The Black Pig" backgrounds were filmed later, using an inflatable ship on the large water-tank at Pinewood Studios.
So does that mean that those of us who live in The City don't get the Sex, too? (Apparently not.)
Are you telling me that the Simpsons don't live in Springfield?
More importantly, what does this tell us about the dream-sequence shower scene in Dallas?
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