There's ALWAYS a lot of it about...

I'm coming down with a cold today. It started yesterday with a sinus-type headache. Then there was some general grumpiness and the desire to wear thick socks. Then I got a bit chilly (though that coincided with turning down the radiator a notch). Finally, I went to bed early and fell straight to sleep.

Inevitably, I woke up this morning with that horrible tingling sensation in the back of my nose and a muzzy head. Having a big bunch of meetings scheduled today, I couldn't 'work from home', so I've dragged myself into the office and made sure that everyone realises what a big effort it all is. (I know, I know, I should stay home and not spread it around, but I'm a firm believer that once you get the symptoms you're beyond the contagious stage anyway. That's what I think, and nothing you say will change my mind!)

What I really need is a snuggly blanket, Lemsip and Murder She Wrote. What I've got is air conditioning, bad tea and PowerPoint.

Secretly, deep down, I enjoy the excuse to wallow in self pity. But I'd prefer to do it from the comfort of my sofa in freshly-laundered pyjamas.

I've told him he needs a haircut

My very own little were-pirate, in defiance of the Hallowe'en haters

Not the boss of me, this PC

All day long my computer has been asking me

Restart Now?
Restart Later?

I tell it - later! Half an hour later, it asks me again. Half an hour isn't what I call later. It's soon-ish. If I had said 'Restart Soon-ish' then fair enough. But I didn't. And now it would serve it right if I didn't shut down at all. HA! It's not getting the better of me - no siree!

Incidentally, I'm writing this while I wait for said computer to do something else. So, in fact, it does pretty much have complete control over everything I do. It also made me buy the new Tony Bennett Duets album on iTunes just now...

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