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I'm sure that somewhere in the blogosphere (on the blogosphere?) there is a handy template to be used in the event of posting after not posting for a long while. It'll be something like this...

Sorry I haven't posted for a day/a week/a month/ages* but I have been away/busy/tired/drunk/in prison/enjoying myself*. I will/won't* try harder to post more often - I find it hard to get inspiration/ideas/up in the morning*.

So, here's what I've been doing:-

• Not finding a job
• Putting on a bit of weight (aargh!)
• Having lunch (see above)
• Enjoying the sunshine and getting slightly tanned for the first time ever
• Getting older

I'm sure there's plenty more - I haven't been too idle - but I won't bore you with my domestic tedium (for a change!).

Back soon with a proper post... Possibly...